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Posting Date	2006-07-06 21:38:42
Author	cowboy8504wwac
Title	The Cheese Thief
Category	commited a crime
Where it happend	Oklahoma
Age then	17
Age now	19
Gender	MALE
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The Cheese Thief

Well, you see this was not a habit I wanted to continue. But I was kind of in a small jam. I was suppossed to pick up groceries for my class at school. We were raising funds for our senior class trip the next year. Now to give you some background to the story let me tell you a little about myself. I'm not your drop dead goregeous hunk, but neither am I offensive. I'm 6'1" 210lbs with brown hair and blue eyes, and I just happend to be the only guy in the junior class ( small school). So naturally I was in with all the girls. Well they had all had their shopping turn, and it was decided that it was now time for me to play the part of the shopping female. So that evening I left school with 40 dollars of the classes money to buy groceries. I had to buy everything needed to feed seventy people haystacks. So I hit the grocery store. Bought the chips, the beans, the onions, the tomatoes, the olives, the sour creame, and whatever else was needed to make this nasty meal. I get to the front of the store andhe attendent starts ringing up the chips. 8 bags at 1.25 basically wiped out a quarter of my budget and so on. So by the time I get less then half of my items up the conveyor belt. My total is like 84.00 dollars. I was like fuck now what do I do. So I sent back all but 40 dollars worth of the stuff back. I load up the car and home I go. I get home and called my girlfriend and told her I didn't have evrything and that I had spent all of the money. So then I have to listen to all this crap about how men can't shop and how women are the only smart beings on the planet and how we wouldn't survive without them. So she tells me she'll bail me out by bringing everything I missed except for the cheese. Well I had five dollars. My gas money for the rest of the week. So I said to myself "hey just drive down to the store tomorrow and but the freakin cheese with the five dollars"> So net morning I leave for school and stop by the grocery store walk in and head for te cheese isle. I get there when low and behold, a medium block of cheese is like 4 bucks! Crap! What do I do know? So I think to myself ok son, you've never stolen anything before, oh well has to be a first time for everything. But you see I still wanted to be an honest thief. So I put two blocks of the stuff in my coat pockets pick up the third block and headed for the register. I paid for my block of cheese and walked out three locks of chees richer. And my poorer by only 4.23 cents. So anyway that all led up to that one point and now that we're there, the story is pretty much over. And yes we were able to feed everyone, and yes we went to florida and yes I got some serious beach pussy.